Lotto Truth! Useful Purchase Reveal!

Many people purchase objects foolishly. I am to recommend sensible purchase by comparison value. No more wasting moneys on useless consumerism any longer! Be sensible like frugul Chinese. Observe:

USELESS: Turkey leash. Often chase turkey many hours before exhausting catchup. Collar slips off neck, also, bird bite hand close by neck. Wasteful purchase!
USEFUL!: Plastic coverall for Silver Lotto System. Prevents drippings of Stir Fry Sauce. No need to place tent shelter over manual. No unnecessary wailing when Silver Lotto System destroyed!! Good choice!

USELESS: Lefthand chopstick pair. Everyone in China eat with right hands!! Normal!! Obvious fact! Wasted Yuan!
USEFUL!: Grand piano (black, hide dirt, polish well). Many talented Chinese lose face because of access lost to piano instrument! Watch China win pianoplaying event in Olympic Games near future, guarantee!!

USELESS: Upside down pointy hat. Familiar pain cry from wearers: "Aahwoo!! Oiiih! Ouchi!!!" Recognise difference - upsidedown hat has point in head, sore wearing, unstable in wind. Rightside hat bring smiles and shade. See difference!! Buy rightside one first!!
USEFUL!: Jet plane, maybe Gulfstream 8 (lucky) seat. Acknowledge long airport toilet queues. Gulfstream jet have own toilet! Jet essential must-have for everyone longing to go toilet many times!!

See obvious differences between stupid purchase, wise Chinese ones. Now you know why Confucius always smile, knows sensiblity. Remind you while read this wiseness of Silver Lotto System!


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