Showing posts with label girlfriend. Show all posts
Showing posts with label girlfriend. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 27, 2008


I Am In China Olympic Game On Drum!

I am longtime gone (like words of song - hii!)

Excuse my departure, but I am chosen for Olympic Games, as you know is origin in Beijing China!! I am one of many thousand on drums. Maybe I send you picture from girlfriends brother camera when he return from Great Wall trip in week.

Drums not as exciting as selling Silver Lotto System however! Have you bought yet, or too busy smiling cheerfully about great success of Chine Olympics like me!

- - Yes, I Am New Ken2.0!

Wednesday, May 14, 2008


GirlFriend Lotto Blog Error Reveal To World!

Answer: Not really error, bad English instead, as second language really American. (haha! once more fool you with second language comedy!! In fact American is similar to Chinese, just different words).

OK, reveal error (not error) in GIRL FRIEND PHOTO!!! post. Do not seek relief from computer chair. Do not scratch ear or make whine noise because of deliberate delay from me, New Ken2.0, like song contest winner announcer.

Here answer: I say quote from post "Slightly blur from amateur brother". So, if you observe many posts from me, New Ken2.0 you know about lack of brother in one son Wong family. Now I explain fully - talk about girlfriend brother!! Ha! Different, no relation!!

Do not wonder at strength of answer, instead buy Silver Lotto System while weep with laughing: Silver Lotto System. Do it!

- - Yes, I Am New Ken2.0!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008


Clever Error To Observe In Lotto Blog

Point out error in post "GIRL FRIEND PHOTO!!!" What you think? Answer correct, get 7 million yuan maybe. Answer incorrect, get shrivelled pea poked in nose! So, first buy Silver Lotto System, then go to post and achieve your correctness answer! First person wins!! Answer tomorrow for you in blog.

- - Yes, I Am New Ken2.0!

Friday, May 2, 2008


GIRL FRIEND PHOTO!!!

Slightly blur from amateur brother, not fault of superior Shuoying Industrial Coy 100K Pixels Digital Still Camera!!

No problem, I distinguish girlfriend clearly!! She is love of my life, on balance with Silver Lotto System!!

I practice kissing image in order to accomplish real kiss at New Year parade on girlfriend. Wohooo!!

- - Yes, I Am New Ken2.0!

Thursday, May 1, 2008


Girlfriend Photo Tomorrow, For Sure!!

I already possess girlfriend photo on person now!! Ready to launch tomorrow, share with favoured reader (you!). However, if you without Silver Lotto System, buy so now!! More sold, happier photo, guarantee!!


- - Yes, I Am New Ken2.0!

Thursday, April 24, 2008


Your Lotto Puzzlement Concluded, Guarantee!

Wishing for consumer questions for worldclass Silver Lotto System, but lack thereof. Waah!!

So, even though claim no more inventions in recent posting, I invent own questions so:

Ques: How many peoples of multiculture winning with superior Silver Lotto System?
Ans: Good question! Answer is here immediately! Many countries I believe have benefited from Mr Kens fabulous products. I say, after using calculator on Silver Lotto System website, that many several thousand have won. Proof!

Ques: Who taller, Mr Ken or Ken2.0.?
Ans: Possible Mr Ken taller, since he is expert in everything and I take many bowing positions!

Ques: When you kiss girlfriend, I am anxious to know!
Ans: Aha! Excellent question, ask even myself! haha! Fortune teller say most shortly, I believe him.

Enough questions! You like meddling women with nothing in calendar!! Want lotto win action?? Go to bank, remove US$40 equiv. Spend on Silver Lotto System. Give 5c change to bootshine man. Go!!

- - Yes, I Am New Ken2.0!

Wednesday, April 23, 2008


Photo Opportunity Approach!!

Many pasttime I talk about my girlfriend, some 3 years mutual affiliation now. She is pretty, almost shy to kiss. So I bide time like tiger stalking prey. However, not like ugly grimacing rage stalker - more like graceless sputtering candle, make no mistake on it!!

Part of my plan, to introduce girlfriend to all by way of photograph of her on my iamken2.blogspot.com/ blog. Blog fame appealing to her I figure. Ken2.0 a.k.a me benefit I am certain!! Kiss come closer on calendar! Anticipate kissing action almost more than rocketing Silver Lotto System affiliate sales.

Hey, almost forgot - pull shiny plastic credit card from cobwebbed pocket, pay immediately for digital Silver Lotto System rapidly. (Maybe I speed up kiss future, photo too, for you, OK!!)

- - Yes, I Am New Ken2.0!

Thursday, April 17, 2008


Good News From Astrologer

Fortune teller very wise, say I will kiss girlfriend before next season. Have to ask parent permission, however. Small problem easily solved!! Girlfriend parents very strict but will bribe with Mr Kens Silver Lotto System!!

Since I have to buy from Mr Ken first off of, need you to buy Silver Lotto System from me, Ken2 also!! This give me untold Yuan wealth for purchase of parent bribe copy. Kindly do so rapidly to enable me to fulfil many dreams!! Buy here, do not dally!


- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Friday, April 11, 2008


You Like Me, Ken2? Perform This!

I write as Ken2 many times with sincere enthusiasm for Mr Ken and worldfamed Silver Lotto System. Almost more sincere than my girlfriend (who I will kiss shortly, no doubt! after 3 years without first kiss I am keen Chinese youth kiss prospect!)

But my exuberant personality useless unless I make many yuan from sales of world superior Silver Lotto System as top class affiliate! What to do! Sit, cry like small brother when special unwrapped birthday toy tractor assembly is taken by elderly sister and thrown into raging Yangtze river? No!!

Redouble effort and work like crazy to get lilting references from you!

Do my success by writing vigorously to your family! Tell others about Ken2 (me, Ken Wong from Beijing China. Look the same as Mr Ken, don't confuse us!) Especially be reverent to mention Mr Ken (Mr Ken Silver, super mentor for affiliate success. better than BMW car because affiliate money always coming in, never going out on always rising petrol and crooked salesman fee.)

I tell you how tomorrow, now have to take girlfriend to fortune teller, see whether I will kiss her on New Year parade.


- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Thursday, April 3, 2008


Intend To Be Mr Ken Top Lotto Affiliate!

Yes, this is my ultimate excitement to be the topdog seller of the Silver Lotto System!!!! To accomplish target I will spend every single day and night inside computer and working towards the peak goal!

  • Eat while work!
  • Work while sleep with personal improvement hypnosis tape recording!
  • Produce quality sales like local paper wedding dress factory!
Not like lazy stupid people who watch tv or sit with girlfriend or dinner. Talkee talkee waste time, I make hardtime computer skill work. Don't do the same, I will win first! Press here!!

- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Wednesday, April 2, 2008


How You Work Lottery Deal

Almost forget - best way you pay tribute to me, Ken2, is by press on Silver Lotto System link to buy! That way you get fortune from lotto, I get small Yuan compensation - - enough to take girlfriend on bus to meet aged parents at Wongs Restaurant. Press now!! Buy now!!

- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Monday, March 31, 2008


Superior Introduction To Me, Ken2

I am Ken Wong, younger Chinese, male extraction. I am born in 2nd largest city of Beijing Municipality, China, just now 22 years last week. Possess university degree in modern computer literacy and beautiful girlfriend for 3 years. I will kiss her first time next Chinese New Year parade. She frigging bashful! I see you picture soon in later blog.

More detail: English not my second language, it is instead French. (I am kidding you senseless!! What Chinese youth you know speak French! You too easily fooled, stop reading and go wash food dishes like useless woman.)

Family History: My aged parents own famous Wong Restaurant. Photo: (I pretend to run from Wong restaurant with takeaway cash. haha.)

Wong Restaurant very successful for seated and takeout business for 30 years. Food not that old though, always fresh.

Hey, you crazy to believe old food story! I joke everywhere except about Silver Lotto System - that is exact truth from me every time!

Notice how I speak Silver Lotto System phrase many times always. That will succeed me in achieving the high affiliate position I deserve very shortly! Pay attention!! Buy Silver Lotto System today at crazy prices to make Ken2 Top Class affiliate! That is my dream!

- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!