Wednesday, April 30, 2008


I Have Divested Of Cell Phone

New Ken2.0 (your blog boss here typing superdiligence) is now phoneless. On request of official who say "Cell phone!" I mistake for pronounciation "Sell phone!"

Sell phone to tunnel guard so screenlight illuminate dark passageway. Unknown of light time or strength however, so cheap sale to him! Waah!!

Make no similar mistake with Silver Lotto System. I say "Buy Silver Lotto System quickly." Prompt action gains winning for you. No mistake here!!

- - Yes, I Am New Ken2.0!

Tuesday, April 29, 2008


McDonald Is Superior Except To Lotto


Watch superior M sign (1,000 McDonald in China!!)

As reward for viewing, buy Silver Lotto System. Sit no longer waiting for action figures to move in signage! Buy Silver Lotto System once or twice!!


- - Yes, I Am New Ken2.0!

Monday, April 28, 2008


Forbidden Words, Some Lotto

Chinese very diplomat. Use only words of peace, selling, happiness. Therefore, understand list of words forbidden in Beijing silk market essential to culture information exchange.

Observe, do not utter this list:

1. You are crazy (except when uttered by New Ken2.0 for emphasis).

2. No money no talk. (Obvious to dumbperson)

3. Just go away (unless talking to hulkman of immense dimension holding sharp dagger, hot stink breath)

4. No money no touch.

5. Stupid guys. (utter quietly if loud tourist with camera approaches nonchalantly)

6. Just take it and leave me alone. (last resort talk, make sure paid for!)

7. Sorry, Silver Lotto System sold out! (haha! plain obvious this incorrect and will never be uttered! Fool you good!)


- - Yes, I Am New Ken2.0!

Sunday, April 27, 2008


Trouser Prune, No Lotto Gold Watch!

Many Chinese have reason of pruned trousers for conveniences. Examples; easy ride bicycle, expose ankle to sun for healing. Also pruning mistakes: shortage of trouser cloth, sister practice sewing skills incorrectly.

But most serious short trouser reason is for commerce. Many Chinese ask tailor to prune trouser, then tailor afford gold copy watch, look affluent.

Like tailor I hope for watch - but prefer silver watch in honour of Mr Ken Silver whos product, the Silver Lotto System, I admire intensely!

Feetnote: Have you availed yourself of Silver Lotto System todate in order to help me buy silver watch? Do so!!


- - Yes, I Am New Ken2.0!

Friday, April 25, 2008


Lotto Truth! Useful Purchase Reveal!

Many people purchase objects foolishly. I am to recommend sensible purchase by comparison value. No more wasting moneys on useless consumerism any longer! Be sensible like frugul Chinese. Observe:

USELESS: Turkey leash. Often chase turkey many hours before exhausting catchup. Collar slips off neck, also, bird bite hand close by neck. Wasteful purchase!
USEFUL!: Plastic coverall for Silver Lotto System. Prevents drippings of Stir Fry Sauce. No need to place tent shelter over manual. No unnecessary wailing when Silver Lotto System destroyed!! Good choice!

USELESS: Lefthand chopstick pair. Everyone in China eat with right hands!! Normal!! Obvious fact! Wasted Yuan!
USEFUL!: Grand piano (black, hide dirt, polish well). Many talented Chinese lose face because of access lost to piano instrument! Watch China win pianoplaying event in Olympic Games near future, guarantee!!

USELESS: Upside down pointy hat. Familiar pain cry from wearers: "Aahwoo!! Oiiih! Ouchi!!!" Recognise difference - upsidedown hat has point in head, sore wearing, unstable in wind. Rightside hat bring smiles and shade. See difference!! Buy rightside one first!!
USEFUL!: Jet plane, maybe Gulfstream 8 (lucky) seat. Acknowledge long airport toilet queues. Gulfstream jet have own toilet! Jet essential must-have for everyone longing to go toilet many times!!

See obvious differences between stupid purchase, wise Chinese ones. Now you know why Confucius always smile, knows sensiblity. Remind you while read this wiseness of Silver Lotto System!


- - Yes, I Am New Ken2.0!

Thursday, April 24, 2008


Your Lotto Puzzlement Concluded, Guarantee!

Wishing for consumer questions for worldclass Silver Lotto System, but lack thereof. Waah!!

So, even though claim no more inventions in recent posting, I invent own questions so:

Ques: How many peoples of multiculture winning with superior Silver Lotto System?
Ans: Good question! Answer is here immediately! Many countries I believe have benefited from Mr Kens fabulous products. I say, after using calculator on Silver Lotto System website, that many several thousand have won. Proof!

Ques: Who taller, Mr Ken or Ken2.0.?
Ans: Possible Mr Ken taller, since he is expert in everything and I take many bowing positions!

Ques: When you kiss girlfriend, I am anxious to know!
Ans: Aha! Excellent question, ask even myself! haha! Fortune teller say most shortly, I believe him.

Enough questions! You like meddling women with nothing in calendar!! Want lotto win action?? Go to bank, remove US$40 equiv. Spend on Silver Lotto System. Give 5c change to bootshine man. Go!!

- - Yes, I Am New Ken2.0!

Wednesday, April 23, 2008


Photo Opportunity Approach!!

Many pasttime I talk about my girlfriend, some 3 years mutual affiliation now. She is pretty, almost shy to kiss. So I bide time like tiger stalking prey. However, not like ugly grimacing rage stalker - more like graceless sputtering candle, make no mistake on it!!

Part of my plan, to introduce girlfriend to all by way of photograph of her on my iamken2.blogspot.com/ blog. Blog fame appealing to her I figure. Ken2.0 a.k.a me benefit I am certain!! Kiss come closer on calendar! Anticipate kissing action almost more than rocketing Silver Lotto System affiliate sales.

Hey, almost forgot - pull shiny plastic credit card from cobwebbed pocket, pay immediately for digital Silver Lotto System rapidly. (Maybe I speed up kiss future, photo too, for you, OK!!)

- - Yes, I Am New Ken2.0!

Tuesday, April 22, 2008


Change Ken2 Plan, Be Modern Lotto Man!

You aware of me as Ken2 from my many daily writings since. Almost fill Little Red Book equivalent with Silver Lotto System blog praise! But now as young vigorous Chinese IT youth with experience, intend to upgrade self to better than Ken2!

Since discover Web 2.0 is new modern invention, reinvent Ken2 also! So, from this point, will announce myself as....

Ken2.0

Also note in signature. Do not mistake me for dull spinning plate technician or drunken fortune cookie maker, this 2.0 movement is serious to show world of domination of Silver Lotto System by me, new Ken2.0!! Additionally, celebrate with me to buy Silver Lotto System immediately!!


- - Yes, I Am New Ken2.0!

Monday, April 21, 2008


Choosing Guide For Feng Shui Lotto Numbers

Easy. Need proper feng shui position in house for lottery number selecting.

Observe correctly:

- Be guided by feng shui bagua map, will determine in which areas furniture objects belong, where you sit. Example: need clear view of door in case young sister comes with full water pitcher, drops on almost completed number selection!

- If sitting beneath unstable light fitting, maybe 200-candle chandelier on thin broken wire, ask workman to secure. Otherwise sit under table to avoid light fitting falling on head, disrupting concentration.

- If sitting in room without windows, first check is not jailcell. Get out quickly or hide numbers under mattress beforehand--possibly selection taken by crazy guard adhering to rules!

- If not jailcell, then make sure mirror is opposite door entrance. Sit in front of mirror to admire self, check for spinach in teeth. Look good, win good!! Then proceed for number selection!

- Your home have exposed beams overhead? Cover immediately with sheetrock. Or, if sheetrock too expensive as lotto earnings can not pay for, wear croupier shade to avoid seeing beams.

- Fu dog is Chinese symbol of safeguarding home. Place Fu dogs securely at both sides of front door. Do not ask them for information on number selection! Only crazy people talk to ceramics!

Forgotten something essential to feng shui wellbeing? Yes, must be neglected Silver Lotto System!! Buy now while feeling good about feng shui!!

- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Sunday, April 20, 2008


Pricing Identical To Lotto System--No Worry!!

Maybe you think I have made Silver Lotto System special high price, as owner of international blog http://iamken2.blogspot.com/.

Wrong several times!! Myself, Ken Wong, A.K.A. Ken2 have no increase amended. You think Chinese stupid!! I do not raise price from standard because of reputation of hopefully many popular years. I am youthful Chinese with idyllic prospects ahead for Silver Lotto System world domination of sales. I will not abuse tenure of 1st Sales Position.

Understand delicate fragrance of flower is spoilt when covered with cloth. You buy only flower from me, not cloth! Understand!! (In mind replace flower with Silver Lotto System to understand concept!) Then buy Silver Lotto System swiftly!! I am waiting!!

- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Saturday, April 19, 2008


How Many Lotto Email! Completed?

In post recently I ask you to write to family. Have you done so? Immediately important to apply finger to keyboard this very minute to spread news of worldclass Silver Lotto System. Write fiercely according to post named "Exact Instruction For Email Torrent Like River Of Gold"!!

- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Friday, April 18, 2008


Silver Lotto King of ClickBank!

ClickBank is list of many programs, some 11,400 total. Silver Lotto System is top No.#1 in own class for many years. This show many things aside from popularity. It show intelligence from buyer!

You intelligent, or just dumblebrain for trying other system?? Crying no good for lacking numbers, sympathy is uncoming from Ken2 and Mr Ken, owner of Silver Lotto System!!

Many hundreds of Silver Lotto winners do not cry. They embrace full use of sophisticated program, laugh with joy like end of successful Tai Chi exercisement. If you see similar sense, then do not postdate! Buy Silver Lotto System now to keep it at No.#1 slot permanently!

- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Thursday, April 17, 2008


Good News From Astrologer

Fortune teller very wise, say I will kiss girlfriend before next season. Have to ask parent permission, however. Small problem easily solved!! Girlfriend parents very strict but will bribe with Mr Kens Silver Lotto System!!

Since I have to buy from Mr Ken first off of, need you to buy Silver Lotto System from me, Ken2 also!! This give me untold Yuan wealth for purchase of parent bribe copy. Kindly do so rapidly to enable me to fulfil many dreams!! Buy here, do not dally!


- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Wednesday, April 16, 2008


The Wonder Of Mr Ken

List of Chinese inventions so far:

- Great Wall
- Burn
- Fortune Cookie
- Gooseberry
- Checker
- Takeaway
- Wok
- Keno
- Bonsai tree
- Electric Light (I think! maybe date wrong!)

Surprise to you all these magnificent inventions? Chinese invent bonsai 2000 years ago in Han Dynasty. Called penzai then. Learn amazing truth costfree!! We invent Keno game. Ancient Chinese scrolls indicate respected Cheung Leung introduced Keno around 200 BC. Not so long ago in birth of civilisation.

So, why did not Chinese invent Silver Lotto System!!

Lost opportunity like Chinese walking fish with tired fins. All take hat off to Mr. Ken. His brilliance outshines even 2000 year old Keno scholar!

Tell me straight, while you wonder at remarkable Mr Ken system, why you not buy right now!! Wisdom contained in small digital package, yet you slow to produce wallet and plastic card!! Go flip to Silver Lotto System, enough about inventions forever.


- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Tuesday, April 15, 2008


Make Haste From Speedy Rickshaw!

Hey, slowcoach reader! Stop sitting on click finger! Buy Silver Lotto System now to propel me, Ken2 in Top Class affiliate slot! Why you dither!?

Waiting for decision? - buy PRO or buy Silver Lotto System? Let me work some words on you: Ancient Chinese Proverb state (in fact therefore): "Man sit in middle of road, get whacked by rickshaw coming both ways!"

True, ancient philosophy never lie! Whack! whack!! Important to move quick like threatened chicken from descending axe at Wong Restaurant! Go here for all reasons, mainly fortune for you, me: Silver Lotto System

- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Monday, April 14, 2008


Made In China For This Reasons!

You consider Silver Lotto System purchase, but hesitate? Wait no further like Confucius considering next 'says' construction... I give you excellent reason for becoming position of exalted Silverite (buyer of Mr Kens which achieve greatness through this fortunate name)!

Why you believe me? I tell you, China superior many facets, me also:

Test:
pickup toaster. Turn over. What you see on bottom? "Made In China" My birthplace! Trustworthy confirmed! Pickup camera. Turn over. What you see on bottom? "Made In China"! Again!! Pickup panda bear. Turn over (careful not to receive mauling or bite). What you see on bottom? "Made In China". Last test: pickup Jaguar car. Look underneath. What you see on bottom? "Made In India". Aha! But soon - "Made In China", guarantee.

Moral to story. Trust Chinese. Trust me also, whatever I tell you because of eventual world domination of Silver Lotto System. I advise: buy Silver Lotto System right now, even not made in China but excellent nonetheless!!


- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Sunday, April 13, 2008


I Like Westerner! No Confusion!

Important when speaking or writing to family by Email not to include derogatory reference to westerner as stated in IamKen2 blog. I respect westerner as bread and butter, as do all people on planet. Make many joke about roundeye but really respect even though westerner claim to invent checkers and gooseberry when Chinese invent first!

Wah! (Have you not bought Silver Lotto System as I request frequently!) Buy now!


- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Saturday, April 12, 2008


Exact Instruction For Email Torrent Like River Of Gold

Write now to many family and friends:

Prepare email to friend! Write on:
-------------------------------------------------------

"Respected valued friend,

Ken2 is world most enthusiastic affiliate of Mr Ken Silver
of famous Silver Lotto System (don’t worry of introducing
Mr Ken, friend will understand all soon enough!).


See Ken2 skilful English writing now at blog of
(www.IamKen2.com). Embrace Ken2 philosophy and
become richer than founder of McDonald (1,000 outlet
in China) or real estate salesman with gold watch bracelet!

Go now!
(Your name sign)"
--------------------------------------------------------

Send it now!!

What you forget!!? Yes, buy Silver Lotto System, proof of sponsorship of me, Ken2!!


- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Friday, April 11, 2008


You Like Me, Ken2? Perform This!

I write as Ken2 many times with sincere enthusiasm for Mr Ken and worldfamed Silver Lotto System. Almost more sincere than my girlfriend (who I will kiss shortly, no doubt! after 3 years without first kiss I am keen Chinese youth kiss prospect!)

But my exuberant personality useless unless I make many yuan from sales of world superior Silver Lotto System as top class affiliate! What to do! Sit, cry like small brother when special unwrapped birthday toy tractor assembly is taken by elderly sister and thrown into raging Yangtze river? No!!

Redouble effort and work like crazy to get lilting references from you!

Do my success by writing vigorously to your family! Tell others about Ken2 (me, Ken Wong from Beijing China. Look the same as Mr Ken, don't confuse us!) Especially be reverent to mention Mr Ken (Mr Ken Silver, super mentor for affiliate success. better than BMW car because affiliate money always coming in, never going out on always rising petrol and crooked salesman fee.)

I tell you how tomorrow, now have to take girlfriend to fortune teller, see whether I will kiss her on New Year parade.


- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Thursday, April 10, 2008


Buy Silver Lotto Now! Why You Wait! Bribe!!

Thats plenty about me, Ken Wong also a.k.a. Ken2, and famed Mr Ken of Silver Lotto System.

So. Why you not buy Silver Lotto System already? I give you plenty good reason many times. Stop! Do you have hole in wallet or hole in head! You decide!

You want bribe? Huh? I give you bribe direction:

Go to nearest Chinese takeway place, politely request takeaway for US$39.95 (be polite--maybe Wong relative work there! They know you!) Bring takeaway home by quickest route, wait for lotto results on American tv.
So. Does exact takeway appear in lotto barrel? If so, you probably win bigtime, more than US$39.95 I guess.

Stop! I think not!! I think lotto balls appear in barrel and you loser because you not buy US$39.95 Silver Lotto System instead!!! You bought losing takeway which now cold. Double loser!

Give takeaway to unrespected old relative. They lose taste, smell with old age, not realise!


- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Wednesday, April 9, 2008


How Silver Lotto Work For Westerner

Easy, like building bridge over angry river. You want bridge today? You scared of crossing rushing water with flecks of dirt and wood disturbance? You dislike raging torrent of flooded river that makes dragon noise and sweep your washing away? You smart but stupid! No-one wash clothes in river today, even Chinese. We use nearly genuine italian Gaggenau. (email me, I get you good price include soap powder, free scoop, free water connection, China only).

First--stop! Buy Silver Lotto System first to afford gold-plate water taps with winning lotto money.

Listen quick, build bridge on dry land. Everyone knows that. Walk, inspect poles, foundation without wet feet. No stupid fish nibble ankle.

Silver Lotto System Silver Lotto System (use twiced phrase since I have never mentioned name for a while, maybe slipping from Silver Lotto System top affiliate position!) built sensibly like bridge on dry land. Imagine now, close eyes - (after you read explanation ha!) - winning numbers like coins secure on bridge. Losing numbers wash away like water in river. Which you want? Coins or water! Water or coin! Quick choice!

Don’t be crazy and choose water, I take Silver Lotto System from you and give to old beggar with squint eye and almost genuine Internet passport, he better brained than you! Don’t worry about water or bridge anyhow, just buy Silver Lotto System now!


- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Tuesday, April 8, 2008


My Crazy Purpose for Silver Lotto System

Like Great Wall, my exalted plan is for Silver Lotto System be seen from moon too! Not sure how yet. But strategy will open in timely fashion like many paper fan in airport smoking room with broken aircondition.

So my dream to provide you with knowledge to make buying decision, then make money win! You win too, and me--Ken2! However, sad for winners who don’t live in China since China millionaire can be rich seven times more. Sum: 7 yuan equal US$1.00. Seven time wealth! Wahaa!!

Stop! No celebration yet!. McDonald hamburger 10 yuan each, 1,000 outlets in China, so foolish winner spend seven times win cash very fast on stomach also. Hey, don’t be thinking of food all the time! My parent own successful Wongs restaurant with superior 1 hour takeout service yet I think only about money lottery winning! Follow my brain first! Buy Silver Lotto System so you ignore food like me, Ken Wong, also .a.k.a. Ken2!

- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Monday, April 7, 2008


How You Win Silver Lotto With Feet!

Easy, even for Chinese with opium habit and squinty eyes only good for widescreen tv. You need sit at Mr. Kens shiny feet. He is venerable aged expert. So listen close! In China even dumb people are smart because of old age. Chinese revere old mind because of lifetime experience. Longevity is term "Chang Shou".

Hey, I know Mr Ken very wise also because of gray hair on Silver Lotto System World Wide Web Internet site.

Don’t doubt him, buy without looking because he is too wise for you. No need to argue! Did you spend since last century perfecting Silver Lotto System like Mr Ken! Did you gather hundred thousand ardent follower, almost to supercult, like Mr Ken! Did you sit on one leg in high mountaintop attending bonsai tree for 20 years seeking truth?

I tell you one thing as clincher deal then you buy... observe Mr Ken super shiny shoes on World Wide Web Internet site for Silver Lotto System. Respected diplomats and world leaders all possess shiny feetwear except for Nikes, carpet slipper. Do you mistrust smiling diplomat? Never! Buy Silver Lotto System now, is fully trusted like authentic diplomat feet!

- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Sunday, April 6, 2008


Why Top Class Lotto Is Silver Lotto System

China has people totals of 1,321,851,888 (search term "population china" google search. Hey, notice lucky 888 number on end of billion number).

Photo: Some population.

None of them play lotto game. No lotto in China. So, big problem for me as prospective top class Silver Lotto System affiliate! Do I cry, wail like baby with one chopstick at dinnertime?! No! I redouble efforts many times like multi-fingered industrial maniac and look for suitable prospect in other side of the world by World Wide Web Internet site.

Amazing, after many year search, I find Mr Ken of Silver Lotto System fame. Woohoo! We share same name, look the same too in photo. I realize my destiny is top world class Silver Lotto System affiliate at last!

I discover this news faster than Chinese burn invention. This true: Silver Lotto System is top rate lotto system in world. Even 1 billion population China included! I think big coincidence finding Silver Lotto System, like true love found by stranger peering across darkroom!

Deep in my heart I know System will profit me greatly selling to ignorant westerner. (Ignorant of Silver Lotto System true value I mean, not stupid)! Don't listen about true love any more slowcoach driver, buy superior Silver Lotto System now!

- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Saturday, April 5, 2008


Observe Famed Wong Restaurant

Photo: Horizon view picture of parents famed Wong Restaurant for you to observe. Note hordes of hungry entrants.

What this to do with Silver Lotto System!! Plenty--open eyes and brain dumdum!! Without generous parent as donated income from famed restaurant, Ken2 (me) unable to gain education status.

Without learning, maybe finish life as poor fishgut man, bicycle wheel aligner or Olympics Games doorboy! Not as now, educated IT Chinese youth ready to increase wages 155% as affiliate of superior Silver Lotto System!!

I write for you - you buy for me!! Fair exchange!! Buy now!!

- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Friday, April 4, 2008


Why I Win Top Lotto Affiliate Position:

Easy. Chinese people very lucky with numbers. Often 328 but especially 888. First ancient civilisation too. We invent abacus. We invent feng shui and bamboo. We invent market garden. We invent first electric light (with kite and key on string, I think!). We invent first airplane (stupid to ask how! - made in bamboo direct from market garden!)

So I will win top class affiliate position easily. Dumb to just use up old inventions, I will instead invent new Silver Lotto System marketing secrets to pass out! Don't listen any more, buy the Silver Lotto System at present crazy low prices!

You buy 888th copy, I try get Mr Ken to give it to you, no price obligations. (lucky no.328 copy already presold. I too sharp for you, buy Silver Lotto System now!)


- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Thursday, April 3, 2008


Intend To Be Mr Ken Top Lotto Affiliate!

Yes, this is my ultimate excitement to be the topdog seller of the Silver Lotto System!!!! To accomplish target I will spend every single day and night inside computer and working towards the peak goal!

  • Eat while work!
  • Work while sleep with personal improvement hypnosis tape recording!
  • Produce quality sales like local paper wedding dress factory!
Not like lazy stupid people who watch tv or sit with girlfriend or dinner. Talkee talkee waste time, I make hardtime computer skill work. Don't do the same, I will win first! Press here!!

- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Wednesday, April 2, 2008


How You Work Lottery Deal

Almost forget - best way you pay tribute to me, Ken2, is by press on Silver Lotto System link to buy! That way you get fortune from lotto, I get small Yuan compensation - - enough to take girlfriend on bus to meet aged parents at Wongs Restaurant. Press now!! Buy now!!

- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Tuesday, April 1, 2008


Ken2 Promise To Faithful Lottery Reader!

  • I, KEN WONG, WILL produce electronic blog news every day with useful information excepting Tibet, Beijing Olympics, done to death!
  • I, KEN WONG, WILL devour World Wide Web Internet tips and trickery to further gain my affiliate position!
  • I, KEN WONG, WILL suck up lotto knowledge like vacuum cleaner and spit it out to you!
  • I, KEN WONG, WILL write all truthful impartial review of Silver Lotto System for you! All fair answers, no B.S.!

- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!