Chinese very diplomat. Use only words of peace, selling, happiness. Therefore, understand list of words forbidden in Beijing silk market essential to culture information exchange.
Observe, do not utter this list:
1. You are crazy (except when uttered by New Ken2.0 for emphasis).
2. No money no talk. (Obvious to dumbperson)
3. Just go away (unless talking to hulkman of immense dimension holding sharp dagger, hot stink breath)
4. No money no touch.
5. Stupid guys. (utter quietly if loud tourist with camera approaches nonchalantly)
6. Just take it and leave me alone. (last resort talk, make sure paid for!)
7. Sorry, Silver Lotto System sold out! (haha! plain obvious this incorrect and will never be uttered! Fool you good!)
- - Yes, I Am New Ken2.0!
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