No! Am Not Cheezburger Man!

Here is picture of mistaken ID. Photo represents Ben Huh who is ChiefEO of famous I Can Has Cheezburger.

Studiously look at photo. Then me. See how dissimilar we are!

I Am In China Olympic Game On Drum!

I am longtime gone (like words of song - hii!)

Excuse my departure, but I am chosen for Olympic Games, as you know is origin in Beijing China!! I am one of many thousand on drums. Maybe I send you picture from girlfriends brother camera when he return from Great Wall trip in week.

Drums not as exciting as selling Silver Lotto System however! Have you bought yet, or too busy smiling cheerfully about great success of Chine Olympics like me!

- - Yes, I Am New Ken2.0!

Observe Beauty Like Britney Spears

Admire girlfriend like exotic beauty of dancing feather, wild grass flower, graceful like ballet attendee or Britney Spears.

I confirm by reposting photo here excluding me, New Ken2.0, for your enjoyment. She is soul of life, excepting for Silver Lotto System which carry equal first place now behind aged parent of Wong Restaurant fame.

Stop!! Do not spend wasteful time peering at blurry girlfriend!! Buy Silver Lotto System first, win, travel to China, meet similar attractive females happy with wealth procurement of visitor!!. Meaning: You rich - girl like you lot.

- - Yes, I Am New Ken2.0!

GirlFriend Lotto Blog Error Reveal To World!

Answer: Not really error, bad English instead, as second language really American. (haha! once more fool you with second language comedy!! In fact American is similar to Chinese, just different words).

OK, reveal error (not error) in GIRL FRIEND PHOTO!!! post. Do not seek relief from computer chair. Do not scratch ear or make whine noise because of deliberate delay from me, New Ken2.0, like song contest winner announcer.

Here answer: I say quote from post "Slightly blur from amateur brother". So, if you observe many posts from me, New Ken2.0 you know about lack of brother in one son Wong family. Now I explain fully - talk about girlfriend brother!! Ha! Different, no relation!!

Do not wonder at strength of answer, instead buy Silver Lotto System while weep with laughing: Silver Lotto System. Do it!

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Clever Error To Observe In Lotto Blog

Point out error in post "GIRL FRIEND PHOTO!!!" What you think? Answer correct, get 7 million yuan maybe. Answer incorrect, get shrivelled pea poked in nose! So, first buy Silver Lotto System, then go to post and achieve your correctness answer! First person wins!! Answer tomorrow for you in blog.

- - Yes, I Am New Ken2.0!

Happy Lotto Thought

Chinese always smiling you know because they are happy, content. (Not New Ken2.0! I am beside myself with ambition to master topclass Silver Lotto System affiliate position. So not apply to me).

However, Chinese persons sometime smiling because of good joke from friend, like this: "Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self." haha! As spectacle wearer of some years duration I am aware of this humour.

Another joke, you laugh plenty like so: "Silver Lotto System for rich people only." This is good joke because of incorrect thinking. In truth, Silver Lotto System for everyone.

OK, stop laugh, buy quickly before humour wanes!! Go here: Silver Lotto System!

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Important Lotto Ques #3 About Hair!

Sorry many bowing of regret!! Multiple days I have neglected fortunate reader!! Losing position as topclass Mr Ken affiliate. Will redouble effort with today posting question. Read:

Ques #3: "Mr Ken! Which side you part hair!"

Ans #3: Mr Ken part hair on left. Owner of left hairpart known for high intelligence in this direction! Statistics prove also goodlooking and tall beyond bounds.

How important this to lotto winning and me, New Ken2.0?? Very!!! Intelligence of Mr Ken mean accurate Silver Lotto System like bullet speeding towards target! (Not Target store in U.S.A. Do not mistake me for stupid gunman when I have only young boy peashooter as present from parents of Wong Restaurant fame!)

So, knowing this fact, why you not buy rapidly now! Go to Silver Lotto System or I shoot you now (haha, joke of course! Do not set U.S.A. F.B.I marshalls on my blog path!!)

- - Yes, I Am New Ken2.0!

Important Lotto Ques #2, Answer!

More question by foolish lottery winner prospects. This one Ques #2, answer by me, Silver Lotto System success affiliate.

Ques #2: "Mr Ken! When I win?"

Ans #2: Go to Gobi Desert. Lie down on hot sand and await insect movement. Many ant climb on you, some bite. Do not cry out or crush, this serious test. After several hour, count bites. This your chance of winnings, multiple, guarantee!!

(Do not believe that ant packaged with Silver Lotto System for betterment chance. I joke you plenty!! haha!)


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Many Lotto Like Birth Restriction. Ignore, Buy Plenty!

I am product of one children Wong family, as designated by government. Wise choice, too many children create anguish headache for parent: - cry incessantly, expose tongue, fight over chopstick, game tv loser, run away to circus maybe.

However, solo one lag with Mr Kens products. Buy one, feel left out, lonesome, maybe gain pimple.

Buy more, multiply chances of winnings without finity!! Achieve magnificent happiness. More friends coming to you, even disregard acne!! True enough!

Herein is list of Mr Kens products. Buy without restraint of all immediately:

- http://www.silverlotto.com (best buy, guarantee!)

- http://www.free-lotto-book.com (free to you, as faithful reader)

- Mr Kens amazing Powerball System:
http://www.silverlotto.com/powerball.htm

- Mr Kens Lotto Syndicate:
http://www.silverlotto.com/winnerscircle.htm

- Mr Kens Lotto-80 Predictive Play System:
http://www.lotto-80.com

- Silver Lotto PRO System: (success beyond belief!)
http://www.silverlottopro.com

So, why you wait!! Pullout wallet, better investment than house!!


- - Yes, I Am New Ken2.0!

How Much Lotto Buying Gravel?? Ques #1.

On recent advice of Mr Ken, I solute the answer to many problems asked by ignorant Silver Lotto System pursuants.

Ques #1: "Mr Ken! How much I spend on lotto game!"

Ans #1: Pickup gravel stones, a handful. Walk over to giant tip quarry truck filled with similar gravel. Observe proportions. True answer...Give little gravel to lotto place, get truckload gravel by return!! (Do not confuse. Truck gravel is not lotto winning, just example by clever New Ken2.0!! Do not give gravel to lotto store, maybe get whack over head!!)

Ensure you spend little gravel, not large gravel, else useless winning!! Always use Silver Lotto System for success, second nature now!!


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GIRL FRIEND PHOTO!!!

Slightly blur from amateur brother, not fault of superior Shuoying Industrial Coy 100K Pixels Digital Still Camera!!

No problem, I distinguish girlfriend clearly!! She is love of my life, on balance with Silver Lotto System!!

I practice kissing image in order to accomplish real kiss at New Year parade on girlfriend. Wohooo!!

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Girlfriend Photo Tomorrow, For Sure!!

I already possess girlfriend photo on person now!! Ready to launch tomorrow, share with favoured reader (you!). However, if you without Silver Lotto System, buy so now!! More sold, happier photo, guarantee!!


- - Yes, I Am New Ken2.0!

I Have Divested Of Cell Phone

New Ken2.0 (your blog boss here typing superdiligence) is now phoneless. On request of official who say "Cell phone!" I mistake for pronounciation "Sell phone!"

Sell phone to tunnel guard so screenlight illuminate dark passageway. Unknown of light time or strength however, so cheap sale to him! Waah!!

Make no similar mistake with Silver Lotto System. I say "Buy Silver Lotto System quickly." Prompt action gains winning for you. No mistake here!!

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McDonald Is Superior Except To Lotto

Watch superior M sign (1,000 McDonald in China!!)

As reward for viewing, buy Silver Lotto System. Sit no longer waiting for action figures to move in signage! Buy Silver Lotto System once or twice!!


- - Yes, I Am New Ken2.0!

Forbidden Words, Some Lotto

Chinese very diplomat. Use only words of peace, selling, happiness. Therefore, understand list of words forbidden in Beijing silk market essential to culture information exchange.

Observe, do not utter this list:

1. You are crazy (except when uttered by New Ken2.0 for emphasis).

2. No money no talk. (Obvious to dumbperson)

3. Just go away (unless talking to hulkman of immense dimension holding sharp dagger, hot stink breath)

4. No money no touch.

5. Stupid guys. (utter quietly if loud tourist with camera approaches nonchalantly)

6. Just take it and leave me alone. (last resort talk, make sure paid for!)

7. Sorry, Silver Lotto System sold out! (haha! plain obvious this incorrect and will never be uttered! Fool you good!)


- - Yes, I Am New Ken2.0!

Trouser Prune, No Lotto Gold Watch!

Many Chinese have reason of pruned trousers for conveniences. Examples; easy ride bicycle, expose ankle to sun for healing. Also pruning mistakes: shortage of trouser cloth, sister practice sewing skills incorrectly.

But most serious short trouser reason is for commerce. Many Chinese ask tailor to prune trouser, then tailor afford gold copy watch, look affluent.

Like tailor I hope for watch - but prefer silver watch in honour of Mr Ken Silver whos product, the Silver Lotto System, I admire intensely!

Feetnote: Have you availed yourself of Silver Lotto System todate in order to help me buy silver watch? Do so!!


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Lotto Truth! Useful Purchase Reveal!

Many people purchase objects foolishly. I am to recommend sensible purchase by comparison value. No more wasting moneys on useless consumerism any longer! Be sensible like frugul Chinese. Observe:

USELESS: Turkey leash. Often chase turkey many hours before exhausting catchup. Collar slips off neck, also, bird bite hand close by neck. Wasteful purchase!
USEFUL!: Plastic coverall for Silver Lotto System. Prevents drippings of Stir Fry Sauce. No need to place tent shelter over manual. No unnecessary wailing when Silver Lotto System destroyed!! Good choice!

USELESS: Lefthand chopstick pair. Everyone in China eat with right hands!! Normal!! Obvious fact! Wasted Yuan!
USEFUL!: Grand piano (black, hide dirt, polish well). Many talented Chinese lose face because of access lost to piano instrument! Watch China win pianoplaying event in Olympic Games near future, guarantee!!

USELESS: Upside down pointy hat. Familiar pain cry from wearers: "Aahwoo!! Oiiih! Ouchi!!!" Recognise difference - upsidedown hat has point in head, sore wearing, unstable in wind. Rightside hat bring smiles and shade. See difference!! Buy rightside one first!!
USEFUL!: Jet plane, maybe Gulfstream 8 (lucky) seat. Acknowledge long airport toilet queues. Gulfstream jet have own toilet! Jet essential must-have for everyone longing to go toilet many times!!

See obvious differences between stupid purchase, wise Chinese ones. Now you know why Confucius always smile, knows sensiblity. Remind you while read this wiseness of Silver Lotto System!


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Your Lotto Puzzlement Concluded, Guarantee!

Wishing for consumer questions for worldclass Silver Lotto System, but lack thereof. Waah!!

So, even though claim no more inventions in recent posting, I invent own questions so:

Ques: How many peoples of multiculture winning with superior Silver Lotto System?
Ans: Good question! Answer is here immediately! Many countries I believe have benefited from Mr Kens fabulous products. I say, after using calculator on Silver Lotto System website, that many several thousand have won. Proof!

Ques: Who taller, Mr Ken or Ken2.0.?
Ans: Possible Mr Ken taller, since he is expert in everything and I take many bowing positions!

Ques: When you kiss girlfriend, I am anxious to know!
Ans: Aha! Excellent question, ask even myself! haha! Fortune teller say most shortly, I believe him.

Enough questions! You like meddling women with nothing in calendar!! Want lotto win action?? Go to bank, remove US$40 equiv. Spend on Silver Lotto System. Give 5c change to bootshine man. Go!!

- - Yes, I Am New Ken2.0!

Photo Opportunity Approach!!

Many pasttime I talk about my girlfriend, some 3 years mutual affiliation now. She is pretty, almost shy to kiss. So I bide time like tiger stalking prey. However, not like ugly grimacing rage stalker - more like graceless sputtering candle, make no mistake on it!!

Part of my plan, to introduce girlfriend to all by way of photograph of her on my iamken2.blogspot.com/ blog. Blog fame appealing to her I figure. Ken2.0 a.k.a me benefit I am certain!! Kiss come closer on calendar! Anticipate kissing action almost more than rocketing Silver Lotto System affiliate sales.

Hey, almost forgot - pull shiny plastic credit card from cobwebbed pocket, pay immediately for digital Silver Lotto System rapidly. (Maybe I speed up kiss future, photo too, for you, OK!!)

- - Yes, I Am New Ken2.0!

Change Ken2 Plan, Be Modern Lotto Man!

You aware of me as Ken2 from my many daily writings since. Almost fill Little Red Book equivalent with Silver Lotto System blog praise! But now as young vigorous Chinese IT youth with experience, intend to upgrade self to better than Ken2!

Since discover Web 2.0 is new modern invention, reinvent Ken2 also! So, from this point, will announce myself as....

Ken2.0

Also note in signature. Do not mistake me for dull spinning plate technician or drunken fortune cookie maker, this 2.0 movement is serious to show world of domination of Silver Lotto System by me, new Ken2.0!! Additionally, celebrate with me to buy Silver Lotto System immediately!!


- - Yes, I Am New Ken2.0!

Choosing Guide For Feng Shui Lotto Numbers

Easy. Need proper feng shui position in house for lottery number selecting.

Observe correctly:

- Be guided by feng shui bagua map, will determine in which areas furniture objects belong, where you sit. Example: need clear view of door in case young sister comes with full water pitcher, drops on almost completed number selection!

- If sitting beneath unstable light fitting, maybe 200-candle chandelier on thin broken wire, ask workman to secure. Otherwise sit under table to avoid light fitting falling on head, disrupting concentration.

- If sitting in room without windows, first check is not jailcell. Get out quickly or hide numbers under mattress beforehand--possibly selection taken by crazy guard adhering to rules!

- If not jailcell, then make sure mirror is opposite door entrance. Sit in front of mirror to admire self, check for spinach in teeth. Look good, win good!! Then proceed for number selection!

- Your home have exposed beams overhead? Cover immediately with sheetrock. Or, if sheetrock too expensive as lotto earnings can not pay for, wear croupier shade to avoid seeing beams.

- Fu dog is Chinese symbol of safeguarding home. Place Fu dogs securely at both sides of front door. Do not ask them for information on number selection! Only crazy people talk to ceramics!

Forgotten something essential to feng shui wellbeing? Yes, must be neglected Silver Lotto System!! Buy now while feeling good about feng shui!!

- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Pricing Identical To Lotto System--No Worry!!

Maybe you think I have made Silver Lotto System special high price, as owner of international blog http://iamken2.blogspot.com/.

Wrong several times!! Myself, Ken Wong, A.K.A. Ken2 have no increase amended. You think Chinese stupid!! I do not raise price from standard because of reputation of hopefully many popular years. I am youthful Chinese with idyllic prospects ahead for Silver Lotto System world domination of sales. I will not abuse tenure of 1st Sales Position.

Understand delicate fragrance of flower is spoilt when covered with cloth. You buy only flower from me, not cloth! Understand!! (In mind replace flower with Silver Lotto System to understand concept!) Then buy Silver Lotto System swiftly!! I am waiting!!

- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

How Many Lotto Email! Completed?

In post recently I ask you to write to family. Have you done so? Immediately important to apply finger to keyboard this very minute to spread news of worldclass Silver Lotto System. Write fiercely according to post named "Exact Instruction For Email Torrent Like River Of Gold"!!

- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Silver Lotto King of ClickBank!

ClickBank is list of many programs, some 11,400 total. Silver Lotto System is top No.#1 in own class for many years. This show many things aside from popularity. It show intelligence from buyer!

You intelligent, or just dumblebrain for trying other system?? Crying no good for lacking numbers, sympathy is uncoming from Ken2 and Mr Ken, owner of Silver Lotto System!!

Many hundreds of Silver Lotto winners do not cry. They embrace full use of sophisticated program, laugh with joy like end of successful Tai Chi exercisement. If you see similar sense, then do not postdate! Buy Silver Lotto System now to keep it at No.#1 slot permanently!

- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Good News From Astrologer

Fortune teller very wise, say I will kiss girlfriend before next season. Have to ask parent permission, however. Small problem easily solved!! Girlfriend parents very strict but will bribe with Mr Kens Silver Lotto System!!

Since I have to buy from Mr Ken first off of, need you to buy Silver Lotto System from me, Ken2 also!! This give me untold Yuan wealth for purchase of parent bribe copy. Kindly do so rapidly to enable me to fulfil many dreams!! Buy here, do not dally!


- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

The Wonder Of Mr Ken

List of Chinese inventions so far:

- Great Wall
- Burn
- Fortune Cookie
- Gooseberry
- Checker
- Takeaway
- Wok
- Keno
- Bonsai tree
- Electric Light (I think! maybe date wrong!)

Surprise to you all these magnificent inventions? Chinese invent bonsai 2000 years ago in Han Dynasty. Called penzai then. Learn amazing truth costfree!! We invent Keno game. Ancient Chinese scrolls indicate respected Cheung Leung introduced Keno around 200 BC. Not so long ago in birth of civilisation.

So, why did not Chinese invent Silver Lotto System!!

Lost opportunity like Chinese walking fish with tired fins. All take hat off to Mr. Ken. His brilliance outshines even 2000 year old Keno scholar!

Tell me straight, while you wonder at remarkable Mr Ken system, why you not buy right now!! Wisdom contained in small digital package, yet you slow to produce wallet and plastic card!! Go flip to Silver Lotto System, enough about inventions forever.


- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Make Haste From Speedy Rickshaw!

Hey, slowcoach reader! Stop sitting on click finger! Buy Silver Lotto System now to propel me, Ken2 in Top Class affiliate slot! Why you dither!?

Waiting for decision? - buy PRO or buy Silver Lotto System? Let me work some words on you: Ancient Chinese Proverb state (in fact therefore): "Man sit in middle of road, get whacked by rickshaw coming both ways!"

True, ancient philosophy never lie! Whack! whack!! Important to move quick like threatened chicken from descending axe at Wong Restaurant! Go here for all reasons, mainly fortune for you, me: Silver Lotto System

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Made In China For This Reasons!

You consider Silver Lotto System purchase, but hesitate? Wait no further like Confucius considering next 'says' construction... I give you excellent reason for becoming position of exalted Silverite (buyer of Mr Kens which achieve greatness through this fortunate name)!

Why you believe me? I tell you, China superior many facets, me also:

Test: pickup toaster. Turn over. What you see on bottom? "Made In China" My birthplace! Trustworthy confirmed! Pickup camera. Turn over. What you see on bottom? "Made In China"! Again!! Pickup panda bear. Turn over (careful not to receive mauling or bite). What you see on bottom? "Made In China". Last test: pickup Jaguar car. Look underneath. What you see on bottom? "Made In India". Aha! But soon - "Made In China", guarantee.

Moral to story. Trust Chinese. Trust me also, whatever I tell you because of eventual world domination of Silver Lotto System. I advise: buy Silver Lotto System right now, even not made in China but excellent nonetheless!!


- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

I Like Westerner! No Confusion!

Important when speaking or writing to family by Email not to include derogatory reference to westerner as stated in IamKen2 blog. I respect westerner as bread and butter, as do all people on planet. Make many joke about roundeye but really respect even though westerner claim to invent checkers and gooseberry when Chinese invent first!

Wah! (Have you not bought Silver Lotto System as I request frequently!) Buy now!


- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!

Exact Instruction For Email Torrent Like River Of Gold

Write now to many family and friends:

Prepare email to friend! Write on:
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"Respected valued friend,

Ken2 is world most enthusiastic affiliate of Mr Ken Silver
of famous Silver Lotto System (don’t worry of introducing
Mr Ken, friend will understand all soon enough!).

See Ken2 skilful English writing now at blog of
(www.IamKen2.com). Embrace Ken2 philosophy and
become richer than founder of McDonald (1,000 outlet
in China) or real estate salesman with gold watch bracelet!

Go now!
(Your name sign)"
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Send it now!!

What you forget!!? Yes, buy Silver Lotto System, proof of sponsorship of me, Ken2!!


- - Yes, I Am Ken2.!